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More than ever, the creation of the ridiculous is almost impossible because of the...
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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I have become a queer mixture of the East and the West, out of...
Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #26329
A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
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If you just set people in motion they’ll heal themselves.
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Let me advise thee not to talk of thyself as being old. There is...
Quote #30725
History is littered with the wars which everybody knew would never happen.
Quote #22189
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart...
Quote #8232
Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the...