Quote #32468
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
Quote #8374
There are people who make things happen, there are people who watch things happen,...
Quote #16799
Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the...
Quote #14333
Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a...
Quote #12294
Stop thinking, and end your problems.
Quote #16345
There is not a flower or bird in sight, only a small screen on...
Quote #13175
It?s not the fall that kills you; it?s the sudden stop at the end.
Quote #28409
If I could be a bird, I think I’d be a penguin, because then...
Quote #33239
Everything I do, I do on the principle of Russian borscht. You can throw...
Quote #1944
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.