Quote #5573
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
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If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...
Quote #22851
Ted What about Brett Fav… ruh
Quote #14565
I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
Quote #19195
Hanlon’s RazorNever attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Quote #27951
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Quote #26797
Never hate your enemies, it affects you judgment.
Quote #16240
All great discoveries are made by men whose feelings run ahead of their thinking.
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I agree with every word you write, and I can prove this in no...
Quote #19951
I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and...