Quote #21366
That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the...
Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #17030
A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that’s lost–he...
Quote #11255
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.
Quote #24586
The first time I shot the hook, I was in fourth grade, and I...
Quote #2223
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #19391
Let a man avoid evil deeds as a man who loves life avoids poison.
Quote #7312
If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind...
Quote #28245
I don’t think I’m ever more ‘aware’ than I am right after I hit...
Quote #19247
His mother called such people ignorant and superstitious, but his father only shook his...