Quote #22159
Know, first, who you are and then adorn yourself accordingly.
Quote #3707
For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and big words Bother me.
Quote #29402
Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think,...
Quote #14075
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
Quote #16695
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that...
Quote #19932
Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
Quote #2587
Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while....
Quote #3408
It is by acts and not by ideas that people live.
Quote #12904
In the desert a fountain is springing, In the wide waste there still is...
Quote #4668
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.