Quote #33292
Goodbye, and hello, as always.
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God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
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An American tragedy in which we all have played a part. (On Watergate, announcing...
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How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children
Quote #31159
The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it’s only the people who make them unsafe.
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If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at...
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We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be...
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You’re born naked, the rest is drag.
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We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves.
Quote #3335
A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.