Quote #28253
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Quote #6545
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Quote #10282
Just because you love someone doesn?t mean you have to be involved with them....
Quote #32448
Character is what you are when no one is looking.
Quote #25620
Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Quote #18673
Author A fool who, not content with having bored those who have lived with...
Quote #18652
The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.
Quote #376
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
Quote #13643
Never eat more than you can lift.
Quote #14549
Partying is such sweet sorrow.