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Beware of the man who knows the answer before he understands the question.
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A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
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Dignity and love do not blend well, nor do they continue long together.
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The best-laid schemes o’ mice an ‘menGang aft agley.
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Any plan is bad which is incapable of modification.
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The best way to become acquainted with a subject is to write a book...