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Grant us a brief delay impulse in everything is but a worthless servant.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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To flee vice is the beginning of virtue, and to have got rid of...
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When you have completed 95 of your journey you are halfway there.
Quote #31789
Of two evils choose neither.
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a...
Quote #14783
Society is now one polished horde, — Formed of two mighty tribes, the Bores...
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Gratitude is the sign of noble souls.
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Money is a good servant, but a poor master.
Quote #22077
Beanie Well, Columbus wasn’t looking for America, my man, but that turned out to...