Quote #23143
The only infallible criterion of wisdom to vulgar minds — success.
Quote #14560
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Quote #31135
A scholar knows no boredom.
Quote #28425
You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
Quote #22630
The finest eloquence is that which gets things done the worst is that which...
Quote #26712
All the Padres need is a flyball in the air.
Quote #33390
I don’t want to sound Pollyannaish, but I hope that out of a tragedy...
Quote #33774
When asked what was the proper time for supper If you are a rich...
Quote #23953
There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch.
Quote #32588
Every man has seen the wall that limits his mind.