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And all people live, Not by reason of any care they have for themselves,...
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He who asks a question may be a fool for five minutes, but he...
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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
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It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just...
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A mother never realizes that her children are no longer children.
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He was a true friend, he stabbed me in the front.
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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“Home is where you wear your hat.
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We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a...