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If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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The game is up.
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Don’t laugh at a youth for his affectations he is only trying on one...
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Tommy Richard, who’s your favorite little rascal Alfalfa or is it Spanky
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Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too...
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I long ago came to the conclusion that all life is six to five...
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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The best date movies give you something to talk about. A movie that’s a...
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There is nothing in the world so much admired as a man who knows...