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Beanie I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy...
Quote #16813
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
Quote #25818
I’ll be damned if I am not getting tired of this. It seems to...
Quote #32580
I have discovered, in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge...
Quote #28433
I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
Quote #19549
The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes.
Quote #32559
A three-year-old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of...
Quote #272
Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
Quote #4485
There are occasions when it is undoubtedly better to incur loss than to make...
Quote #24918
A wrong-doer is often a man that has left something undone, not always he...