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We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
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If man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles.
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
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Poetry is to hold judgment on your soul.
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Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it’s called F-You. It’s...
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This communicating of a man’s self to his friend works two contrary effects for...
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The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
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You can’t tell me that cowboys, when they’re branding cattle, don’t sort of ‘accidentally’...
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For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here’s a tip Why not add...
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The out-of-work actor wears out more than shoe leather. The very sensibilities that make...