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Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
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If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...
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He was a wise man who invented God.
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Heat and animosity, contest and conflict, may sharpen the wits, although they rarely do;...
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Retirement, we understand, is great if you are busy, rich, and healthy. But then,...
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Call it what you will, incentives are what get people to work harder.
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It’s a basehit on the error by Roberts.
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That indolent but agreeable condition of doing nothing.
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A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
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Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...