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Only the spoon knows what is stirring in the pot.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
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If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want...
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The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything.
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They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they...
Quote #31116
Love can’t be proven until you both die loving each other.
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent,...
Quote #19079
I never did anything alone. Whatever was accomplished in this country was accomplished collectively.
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It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to...