Quote #4153
Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.
Quote #32567
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #15361
Every year, if not every day, we have to wager our salvation upon some...
Quote #4126
Never give a child a sword.
Quote #11823
Your security does not lie in the hands of Kerry, Bush or al-Qaeda. Your...
Quote #17211
The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity in a girl...
Quote #5690
Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
Quote #34254
I’m just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Quote #33199
What a fearful object a long-neglected duty gets to be