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Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
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I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the...
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No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend...
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Labor disgraces no man unfortunately you occasionally find men disgrace labor.
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We think having faith means being convinced God exists in the same way we...
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To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia–to...
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There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.
Quote #3150
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
Quote #20270
Man’s best possession is a sympathetic wife.
Quote #13184
On stage, I make love to 25,000 people, then I go home alone.