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Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
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I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with...
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This only is denied to God: the power to undo the past.
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Love is space and time measured by the heart.
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If you’re a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you...
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You will find rest from vain fancies if you perform every act in life...
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
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I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
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We do what we must, and call it by the best names.
Quote #19151
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