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I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
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Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he’s well dressed....
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There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the...
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Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
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Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
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The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death.