Quote #11911
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
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It is impossible to design a system so perfect that no one needs to...
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The television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living...
Quote #22617
For rarely are sons similar to their fathers most are worse, and a few...
Quote #34488
A liar should have a good memory.
Quote #14050
Listen and attend with the ear of your heart.
Quote #28522
What other dungeon is so dark as one’s own heart What jailer so inexorable...
Quote #31577
The tendency of an event to occur varies inversely with one’s preparation for it.
Quote #3400
There is no “royal road” to geometry.
Quote #24771
As the moon retaineth her nature, though darkness spread itself before her face as...