Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #13810
To change and to change for the better are two different things.
Quote #19849
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
Quote #18573
Take the first step in faith. You don’t have to see the whole staircase,...
Quote #13660
All of us could take a lesson from the weather, it pays no attention...
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #1513
Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all.
Quote #10122
Heaven is full of answers to prayer for which no one bothered to ask.
Quote #20155
After last night’s debate, the reputation of Messieurs Lincoln and Douglas is secure.
Quote #1245
It is only the benevolent man who is capable of liking or disliking other...