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It’s not what happens to you it’s what you do about it that makes...
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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
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If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
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When in doubt, duck.
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Fear God, and your enemies will fear you.
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Observe your enemies, for they first find your faults.
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
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Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch.