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Marriage. Why do we do it Everybody knows the stats. One in two marriages...
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You never saw a fish on the wall with its mouth shut.
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice...
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A politician will always tip off his true belief by stating the opposite at...
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A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun...
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Inflation is the one form of taxation that can be imposed without legislation.
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To love is to commune with another person and to discover in him or...
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Just because swans mate for life, I don’t think it’s that big of a...
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To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline...