Quote #1259
I am the only guinea pig I have.
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The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen...
Quote #6311
I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex.
Quote #33492
Money doesn’t always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than...
Quote #32542
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...
Quote #2774
Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Quote #5799
If anything is certain, it is that change is certain. The world we are...
Quote #30848
When two quarrel, both are to blame.
Quote #19445
Tommy Fat guy in a little coat.
Quote #22393
If an idea’s worth having once, it’s worth having twice.