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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
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The victory of success is half won when one gains the habit of setting...
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The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government...
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No one should do a job he can do in his sleep.
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I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books...
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If we had more time for discussion, we should probably have made a great...
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
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If you can read this, thank a teacher.