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Curiosity is the key to creativity.
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I have a prejudice against people who print things in a foreign language and...
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Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks before emperors. But today we kneel...
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For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
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Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
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Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.
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The innocence of the intention abates nothing of the mischief of the example.
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Nudists have no fashion sense.
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In Mexico we have a word for sushi Bait.
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Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to...