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I still find each day to short for all the thoughts I want to...
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He is most cheated who cheats himself.
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When my love swears that she is made of truth, I do believe her,...
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Money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what...
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Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other.
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The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the...
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‘Tis pleasant, sure, to see one’s name in print. A book’s a book, although...
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Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and...
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Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob...
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You have a wonderful child. Then, when he’s 13, gremlins carry him away and...