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Rusty Shane, you’ve got three pairs. You can’t have six cards You can’t have...
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If thee marries for money, thee surely will earn it.
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It’s not Jerusalem, It’s not Baghdad. It’s not Bolivia. It’s Oklahoma.
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion… I myself prefer to...
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Know how to ask. There is nothing more difficult for some people, nor for...
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It’s not a field, I think, for people who need to have success every...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
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Never, Never, Never Say NEVER
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Do you know what friendship is… it is to be brother and sister; two...