Quote #34422
Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing...
Quote #1033
…adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Quote #9476
Only when the last tree has been cut down Only when the last river...
Quote #6477
What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving...
Quote #11632
All is for the best in the best of all possible ways.
Quote #33378
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
Quote #26986
If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.
Quote #27912
I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
Quote #6001
If you wish to succeed in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your...
Quote #33612
Go after a man’s weakness, and never, ever, threaten unless you’re going to follow...