Quote #18017
If you want a quality, act as if you already had it. Try the...
Quote #20700
When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this...
Quote #4648
An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.
Quote #6126
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
Quote #25194
It seems to me that those songs that have been any good, I have...
Quote #851
We have staked the whole future of American civilization, not upon the power of...
Quote #19663
If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun.
Quote #28086
To your friends, you’re like a trash bag they’ll use you for a little...
Quote #3336
The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.
Quote #28390
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...