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Stop acting as if life is a rehearsal. Live this day as if it...
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We should often be ashamed of our finest actions if the world understood our...
Quote #11732
As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of existence is to kindle...
Quote #2158
#3532. The law neither does nor requires idle acts.
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You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
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He who is drowned is not troubled by the rain.
Quote #939
Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
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Be not extravagantly high in expression of thy commendations of men thou likest, it...
Quote #31047
While we have the gift of life, it seems to me that only tragedy...
Quote #6183
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.