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I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
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The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances if...
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It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other...
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Man can acquire accomplishments or he can become an animal, whichever he wants. God...
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Deus ex machina A god from the machine
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Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional.
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Under conditions of tyranny it is far easier to act than to think.