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I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so...
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A great fortune in the hands of a fool is a great misfortune.
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If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you’d...
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Why not upset the apple cart If you don’t, the apples will rot anyway.
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Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
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To me, there’s no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead...
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What is good? All that heightens the feeling of power in man, the will...
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As we were driving, we saw a sign that said ‘Watch For Rocks.’ Marta...
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One hundred years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was,...
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I came upstairs into the world; for I was born in a cellar.