Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #28156
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes...
Quote #759
There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it.
Quote #7438
Behold the man. (Ecce Homo)
Quote #29648
No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it.
Quote #401
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
Quote #19652
A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult...
Quote #34666
Reprove thy friend privately commend him publicly.
Quote #28969
The scars of others should teach us caution.
Quote #4704
The world wants to be deceived.