Quote #18619
I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PCIt plainly marks four my revueMistakes...
Quote #20801
All the world’s a stage,And all the men and women merely players.They have their...
Quote #15300
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs...
Quote #33424
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
Quote #26585
For myself I am an optimist–it does not seem to be much use being...
Quote #14830
Oft expectation fails, and most oft where most it promises; and oft it hits...
Quote #27242
It’s like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights,...
Quote #8810
By the work one knows the workmen.
Quote #15431
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
Quote #26153
To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.