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A college education never hurt anybody who was willing to learn after he got...
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You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or...
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To disarm the people… was the best and most effectual way to enslave them.
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Jenny replied to this with a bitterness which might have surprized a judicious person,...
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I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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The junior senator from Wisconsin, by his reckless charges, has so preyed upon the...
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Although rumors persist to the contrary, there were no deaths while making the movie...
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There is no substitute for hard work.
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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...