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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never...
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When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him...
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You cannot slander human nature; it is worse than words can paint it.
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If Jack’s in love, he’s no judge of Jill’s beauty.
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The truth that many people never understand, until it is too late, is that...
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The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
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If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.
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The reflections on a day well spent furnish us with joys more pleasing than...
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The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if...