Quote #12886
If nature made you a giver, your hands are born open, and so is...
Quote #4473
It is not white hair that engenders wisdom.
Quote #396
Art is one thing that can go on mattering once it has stopped hurting.
Quote #34012
I expect to pass through this world but once any good thing therefore that...
Quote #2795
Depend not on another, but lean instead on thyself…True happiness is born of self-reliance.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #14596
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing...
Quote #11373
Boredom, after all, is a form of criticism.
Quote #5700
The secret of Happiness is Freedom, and the secret of Freedom, Courage.