Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #31173
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen...
Quote #17106
The mind cannot long act the role of the heart.
Quote #33752
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through...
Quote #30856
A heart that loves is always young.
Quote #16950
The reason why all men honor love is because it looks up, and not...
Quote #2208
He who despairs over an event is a coward, but he who holds hope...
Quote #6356
When a man takes one step toward God, God takes more steps toward that...
Quote #21207
Some books are to be tasted, others swallowed, and some few to be chewed...
Quote #14586
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now… only much, much better.