Quote #5235
If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good!
Quote #2361
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They...
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #25205
There must be such a thing as a child with average ability, but you...
Quote #26023
I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the...
Quote #20015
We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what...
Quote #6260
A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man...
Quote #891
To stand up — or be setup?
Quote #14015
The idea of all-out nuclear war is unsettling.
Quote #1755
My only aversion to vice, is the price.