Quote #6414
Time is: Too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear.
Quote #18688
It is one of the severest tests of friendship to tell your friend his...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #29138
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
Quote #15076
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go...
Quote #5779
I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but...
Quote #25586
There is that maketh himself rich, yet hath nothing there is that maketh himself...
Quote #26214
You call it madness, but I call it love.
Quote #20088
What was hard to endure is sweet to recall.
Quote #32475
Once you’ve accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you’re too old to remember it.