Quote #25775
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #29336
Television A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
Quote #23961
Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all...
Quote #9594
A gift in season is a double favor to the needy.
Quote #34893
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #31808
What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually...
Quote #17929
Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences.
Quote #3975
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
Quote #19854
It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies...
Quote #2358
“Hello,” he lied.