Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #10624
The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
Quote #16874
Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an...
Quote #14875
No use to shout at them to pay attention. If the situations, the materials,...
Quote #24884
When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man...
Quote #1963
Advertising is legalized lying.
Quote #17876
The billiard table is better than the doctor.
Quote #16122
He is great who confers the most benefits.
Quote #28318
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Quote #15623
Peace may cost as much as war, but it is a better buy.