Quote #3205
Melpomene was a substantial girl, thick of bosom, ankle, and forearm, rosy of cheek,...
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #25184
You don’t always win your battles, but it’s good to know you fought.
Quote #25151
Everybody likes to go their own way–to choose their own time and manner of...
Quote #26413
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #1438
Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.
Quote #15465
Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.
Quote #32004
Whoever destroys a single life is as guilty as though he had destroyed the...
Quote #25475
The first sign of corruption in a society that is still alive is that...
Quote #33087
Funny is an attitude.