Quote #10133
If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Quote #30133
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
Quote #4919
Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow, That I shall say good...
Quote #2337
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
Quote #28366
Isn’t it funny how one minute life can be such a struggle, and the...
Quote #33173
One of the things that makes God different from people is that God is...
Quote #18853
The best of men is he who blushes when you praise him and remains...
Quote #16953
A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.
Quote #5980
Courage is one step ahead of fear.
Quote #28328
As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that...