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Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in...
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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
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The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who...
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Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
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If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don’t teach...
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I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool.
Quote #4057
I told you I was sick.
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Telling us to obey instinct is like telling us to obey ‘people.’ People say...
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Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But...
Quote #28701
Nothing to be done really about animals. Anything you do looks foolish. The answer...