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Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has...
Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede...
Quote #19663
If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun.
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There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.
Quote #10565
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it,...
Quote #29024
The Statue of Liberty is not that monument’s name. It is Liberty Enlightening the...
Quote #13036
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
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There is no law of progress. Our future is in our own hands, to...
Quote #24256
Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important...