Quote #3189
Make money and the whole nation will conspire to call you a gentleman.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #3170
Foolish writers and readers are created for each other.
Quote #5879
Talent finds its models, methods, and ends in society, exists for exhibition, and goes...
Quote #4257
Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a...
Quote #11227
A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement.
Quote #30786
Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
Quote #16563
Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this...
Quote #16054
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
Quote #6954
It is a great thing to know the season for speech and the season...