Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #508
This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
Quote #34480
What we have to do is to be forever curiously testing new opinions and...
Quote #28352
We used to laugh at Grandpa when he’d head off to go fishing. But...
Quote #12485
I mean your borrowers of books – those mutilators of collections, spoilers of the...
Quote #14652
Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with.
Quote #22978
A writer writes not because he is educated but because he is driven by...
Quote #9268
A dead thing goes with the stream. Only a living thing can go against...
Quote #14242
The only real failure in life is the failure to try.
Quote #12689
Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in...